Sep 25, 2012 11:45pm
Zak the dorm supervisor did a surprise inspection on my dorm room and that guy found six empty beer cans. He claimed that that guy discovered alcohol in my section of the room, and that it was mine. I share space with three other chaps that I room with, so any one of them could have been stashing it. The school guidelines state that u get to go take an alcohol test if the dorm supervisor requests one. Zak walked me right down to the school's clinic for one. The Doc came into the room and introduced himself as Dr. Phingerphuk. I laughed at his name 'coz it was very odd sounding. He asked what was going on and Zak explained to him that this guy thought I had a bunch of beer in my system. Phingerphuk said that that guy had to perform the test to pursue procedures, however he would make it as simple as possible. The 1st thing that this chab said this guy had to do was a short physical, with a urine and ball cream sample. I questioned that and this guy told it was smth recent that the school was trying out. Taking off my shirt, the Doc listened to my heart and lungs in a pair different spots. I was just voided urine that Zak was making me go throughout all of this.
